Minor Appearances

formosusiniquis:

Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.

(via mr-wrinkle-head)

tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

(Source: speedwag, via mr-wrinkle-head)

thefartsinourstars:

i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

herooflife:

herooflife:

fifteen minute until pI ZZa

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I iAM EXIITCITe

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PIZZA MAN RUNG DOOR

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i am not weiarng pant 

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(via mroddluck)

kawaiians:

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

(Source: niichainz, via heyyitsmy)